In far-far away dragon kidnapped the princess. Of course one local hero went to rescue her. Hhh, why not, when with a cute little lady you get half kingdom. Not bad, ha?
Ok, he went through deep forest, through long river and finally arrived to the huge castle. -Dragon!!! Come out and fight back! - said hero.
-Get lost mortal, me busy! - said dragon.
-Dragon, come out right now, I count to three and coming in! One...two...three.
Our brave hero entered and saw... OH MY GOD!!! There was no princess, only a rubber doll and old dragon who was actually...ammm
-What? Don't you see how sad I feel? Please kill me - said dragon.
Of course hero killed him and took away a rubber doll (better than nothing) and a dragon egg.
What happened with princess? Oh, come on, it's already another story.
But a moral is that no matter where you are, no matter what you doing - never trust to cookie bunnies.
